For the days when Earth feels like a bad decision. This sticker features a perfectly done-with-it alien leaning on a railing in deep space, side-eyeing humanity and saying exactly what we’re all thinking: Ew, humans. Perfect for your laptop, water bottle, or spaceship control panel.
✨ Details & Options:
Size: ~3” x 3” (ish—handmade = unique little snowflakes of sarcasm)
Finish: rainbow matte white, matte transparent, plain white, or translucent holographic
Holo styles: rainbow, shattered, dots, and stars – because even intergalactic shade can sparkle
Printed on Joyeza sticker paper + Teckwrap holographic overlay for premium quality
Designed, cut, and shipped by me—straight from my weird little art lab 🖤
💧 Care Instructions:
Water resistant (fine for minor splashes, not for black hole dives)
Wipe clean with a dry rag for everyday dust
For stubborn messes, just use a dab of water—no harsh cleaners needed
Limit sun exposure - it does not want to sunbathe babe, trust.
Every order keeps my goblin heart beaming and my caffeine tank full. Reviews are like alien transmissions telling me I’m doing great—so beam one my way.
Ew, Humans
Handmade holographic sticker.
Each design is printed on Joyeza premium sticker paper with a TechWrap holographic overlay for that extra sparkle. Sizes are ~3x3 inches (sometimes a bit bigger, never smaller).
Every piece is designed, printed, cut, and shipped by me — no outsourcing, no shortcuts, just bratty-cute chaos turned into stickers.
Perfect for laptops, water bottles, journals, or anywhere that needs personality. Water resistant - not waterproof, there is a difference.
